Colombian Hairdryer

when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.

We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.

by Jomez September 20, 2006

hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."

by Ry___ May 23, 2006

irrational hatred

an intense feeling of opposition against an object for which there is no rational explanation

Justin has an irrational hatred against Quizno's; John has an irrational hatred against chain restaurants.

by anonymous February 24, 2005

Hairetic

1- someone who rejects the conformity of being clean shaven or having hair on their face depending on context being used
2-non-conformist regarding hair

Joe decided to become a hairetic when he realized that the beard wasn't for him.

by Kara Boutitboutit March 5, 2009

haireotype

judging someone by their haircut

"That girl is such a poser! Who colors their hair with sharpies anymore?"
"Hey man, don't haireotype. She could be cool"

"I can't believe I didn't get the lead part! The director must have haireotyped me because of my short hair!"

by drawingjapan August 18, 2009

Hatredbond

When people bond over the hatred of an individual. A mutual agreement to hate someone can bring people closer together. The reason for hatred is irrelevant or their may not even be a reason, simply hating for the sake of hating can form a Hatredbond between a group of peoples. Recruiting more people into your Hatredbond creates a sense of belonging, you become a part of something.

Our Hatredbond grew strong as more people began to hate along with us. Join us and you will know the true meaning of senseless hate.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

hairdropping

When chicks send bush pics via iPhone app Airdrop.

Sativa Verte said, "FYI I'm going to start HairDropping on the B🚇train (that's B as in #bush ) ."

by virtualspud April 18, 2018