Accidentally shitting yourself while getting your butthole fingered behind the Wheel of Fortune slot at the island view hotel and casino in Gulfport, Mississippi.
by Bootysnakz March 20, 2023
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While eating hot wings and drinking cheap beer, Janet was begging me to give her an Asian Thunderstorm. Later that night I did, but she wound up with a Guatemalan Mudslide instead.
by Jamdog October 21, 2007
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by Bigdickpipelayer June 22, 2015
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"Man, I know! I read about it when I googled your name!"
"Man, I know! I read about it when I googled your name!"
by God November 10, 2006
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Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.
by michael falls December 18, 2008
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by polt May 8, 2005
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