Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

Gurteg's law

Any conversation on a ps4 party will someone how lead back to manpreet Singh

G:That guys a bitch

S: So I manpreet

G: it always comes back to manpreet
S: that's Gurteg's Law

by Manpreetisafaf July 8, 2019

Gurgle

A noise that comes from the throat often when sleeping a gurgle can be voluntary or involuntary for example one might gurgle when drinking for a laugh or one might gurgle in sleep on saliva an unpleasant affair

you were gurgling in your sleep again try not to gurgle it wakes everyone up

by star words May 14, 2020

gurgletron

He likes n I g g e r s

Gurgletron

by Connect e October 19, 2020

GURGLEISHE

The word you scream when you laugh so hard you can’t breathe to the point you almost cough up a lung and shut down completely over a fucking purple dinosaur.

Friend: *Shows me a Barney meme*
Me: HAHA GURGLEISHE

by VeryUckyYucky November 27, 2020

Gurgleishe

The word you scream when you are laughing so hard you almost cough up a lung and then you completely shut down over a fucking purple dinosaur

My friend: *Shows me a Barney meme*
Me: BAHAHA GURGLEISHE

by VeryUckyYucky November 27, 2020

gurgledoodle

The combination of the esophagus and the trachea aka your throat.

I had a sore gurgledoodle, so I ate a cough drop.

That girl punched me in the gurgledoodle!

by MAD71 February 3, 2021