Java Guest

The name for the creatures who use irc java chat. They come and start randomily ranting or cussing about 'sex0rzsff' 'pokemoins' or even 'havck0ringz'. Javas tend to create words in the english language on the fly, and never make sense. The concept of font size, spelling, and basic self-control are lost to Java Guests. It is important to remember to never say hi to one for then they start focusing on you, after their real goal: cyber sex. If you did make a mistake and contect one, you can not ignore them, this will cause them to start flooding for no reason. Your only choice is to /ignore.

*Guest2345 has joined#mIRC
Guest2345> hey sup all
Guest2345> sup
Guest2345> marlitof ssdv
britney> hey
Guest2345> hey wuts up
Guest2345> wanna cybersd
britney> No :/
Guest2345> sajksdav
Guest2345> sdda
Guest2345> dfggdtre544545er
Guest2345> PIKACGHUPIKACHU
Guest2345> sder3433324ewewd
*Guest2345 has QUIT ( Quit )
@ace> Wtf was that?

by markFBI March 25, 2005

guistino

an italian pimp who enjoys casual sex with his mother and brother

That Guistino did me AMAZING!!

by Borat566 July 29, 2007

guest

Weed, Marijuana, Dope

The guest shall be arrving soon

by Daniel January 24, 2004

guesty

someone who is critically acclaimed by fellow classmates for being unequivocally individual for his/her actions.

a boy walked into class one morning wearing nothing but a pair of claret and blue y-fronts. The boy in the front row of the class exclaimed, "he's a real guesty, that one!"

by George J.G March 7, 2007

guestroom

When you wake up and find that your spouse tied your hands up and is having sex with you.

If you're going out drinking, or bowling; please sleep in the guestroom.

by Kg9oh September 17, 2018

unwelcome guest

A synonym for 'asshole'. He/She disturbs your mental peace, is one of the main reasons why you have lost your faith in humanity, and might be the reason why you end up going to jail convicted of murder.

"I wanted you to know that you are an unwelcome guest, and the sooner you leave lesser the chances of you being hacked to death."

by Shrutz March 12, 2015

Urban dictionary guest editors

Group of pompus cocks who only think that their jokes are funny and take great joy in rejecting peoples definitions and like to get reactions from accepting utterly stupid shit like 3o’clock flop…..i mean that was gay as two dudes fucking.

Urban dictionary guest editor 1=Hey check out this one.
Urban dictionary guest editor 2= lmfao that’s funny as fuck……REJECT it and lets post this stupid one written by a vegan
Urban dictionary guest editor 1 = yeah that will piss the readers off.
Urban dictionary guest editors 2= hahha fuck em
Urban dictionary guest editor 1 = haha yeah like this guy moaning about us…wot wot wot

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016