Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 9, 2021

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.

by itzmillicent June 26, 2025

swamp guinea

(not spelled ginny) and it is not a derogatory term for Italians. It's meant as a derogatory term for Blacks. As in the song from the musical HAIR - Colored Spade.

The lyrics to "Colored Spade" from HAIR includes a litany of ethnic slurs for Blacks including "Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', swamp guinea, junk man, shoeshine boy"

by anonymous July 15, 2025

Guinea pig

a fat potato that lives off of hay and veggies

My guinea pig is so cute!

by ALLTHENAMESARETAKENRAAAAHH September 23, 2025

guinea pig

the cutest thing to ever exist and if you are reading this and you dont have one get one

guinea pig goes wheek

by MisaPumpkin January 28, 2025

Guinea Pig Week

A rough week, similar in usage to “Going through it” or “It’s been a week”.

“Hey, how’s your week been?” “I’ve had a guinea pig week, man”

by Lampollo February 1, 2025

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.

Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.

by HauseBabes February 11, 2025