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Guinea

Guinea is a part of Gloucester county Virginia that is home to British watermen who isolated themselves in the marshes after the revolutionary war. Due to the isolation the Guinea men have developed their own culture and almost an unrecognizable dialect. They are some of the best watermen on the bay but also the craziest fuckers I’ve ever met.
Mama always told me never to drive through Guinea at night. Those inbred fucks will chop me up and put me in a crab pot.
by Chesapeake01 March 18, 2022
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guinea gunboat

A cigarette boat that a guinea drives. A boat filled with people just as obnoxious as the boat is in New Jersey bays all summer long.
1: did you hear and see that cigarette boat going full speed in the no wake zone?
2: you mean the wop's on the guinea gunboat?
1: yea
by askyourmom May 15, 2015
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One eyed guinea pig

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)
by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
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Guinea Pig

Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.
*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.
by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019
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viagra guinea pig

The sex drive of the eary test subjects for Viagra..
Good God he was banging away on me for hours, and I feel a little over come now, he goes at it like viagra guinea pig...
by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011
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Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter
person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*
by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022
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Guinea pig

The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
Week week I'm a pig give me food now

I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy

My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021
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