gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005

gronch

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

by BongTokinAlcoholic June 30, 2005

Grinch Finger

The penis of a small dog or other animal with long scraggly hair growing forward off of it.

Dude, I was patting your dogs belly & it poked me with it's grinch finger.

by Little Lucy Lou Who November 17, 2010

Grinchz

a hardcore, anti-establishment street gang who runs shit. It has two leaders named Trigga and J-Dawg....Not only is it a street gang, it is a singing group that hasnt come up yet. The Grinchz album will be released by Christmas because they fucking hate christmas. Dont Fuck with the Grinchz.

Holy shit did u see those guys that robbed that bank? I think they were grinchz

by Trigga and J-Dawg July 21, 2009

Grinchly

To act or feel in a non-Christmassy way, as though you wish it wouldn't happen in the first place.

Ed: Took down my Christmas decorations already.
Edd: But it's only the day after Christmas!
Eddy: Dude, that's Grinchly!

by acesgirl6 December 29, 2009

Mexican-Grinch

An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!

Mexican-Grinch -
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOO, Mexican- Grinch!!!!!
person 1- fuck.

by Viva La Donald April 22, 2018

Grinch Finger

A long tuft of protruding pubic hair missed in the shaving process.

Going down on Jane in the dark, I suddenly turned on the light to see what I was putting my mouth on...a grinch finger!

by Dutchie69 July 23, 2011