griffin

fake cowboy 🤠 yee yee!!

only griffin’s wear fake cowboy boots 😃

by funtimesarefun March 13, 2019

Watching Andy Griffin

to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)

Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."

by Tre-Dog September 1, 2006

Cymballic Mythical Griffon

A variation of the Mythical Griffon known as the "Cymbal" effect. This is a two-handed Mythical Griffon where a male is penetrating a female via doggie-style, reverse cowgirl, or other related positions and ejaculates in one's hand, rubbing said hands together and clapping on the face of the female unexpectedly as if to impersonate playing the cymbals. Again, thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

"Hey bro, I was making sweet love to Candi last night and as I was penetrating her from behind, I pulled out the Cymballic Mythical Griffon! I played those cymbals so hard, she thought there was a procession of the royal family!"

by sugabaybee aint2young2fuck October 30, 2011

griffinitis

An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.

John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."

by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006

Griffinated

When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering

Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.

Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.

by hahahahahahahahahahahaheheheho March 8, 2009

Stewie Griffon

It's Spelt Stewie GRIFFIN not Griffon. LEARN TO SPELL.
Stewie is a 1 year old son of Lois and Peter Griffin. His life goal is to kill his mother and take over the world. He is the COOLEST character by far and the special episodes of him and Brian are the best.

Quotes: *he goes to hell*"Hell, well thats a bit much don't you think. I mean sure I've tried to spend my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't?" This thing wont let me enter this without saying Stewie Griffon. There, I said it.

by Pedafiler-uthoughtiwasgonnasaypedafile May 31, 2006

Stewie Griffon

Absolutely Nothing at all.
(spelled Griffin, "YOU DUMBASS")

"Look at me,I dont exist!!!"

by Maku April 2, 2005