government intelligence

A mysterious phrase that is frequently used but clearly doesn't exist.

Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!

by Odd86 March 2, 2017

fun governor

Someone who has to be in control of every situation and is a total buzz kill at times. Believes if he/she is not having fun then no one else should either. Known to be somewhat contradictory and hypocritical at times.

my friend is such a fun governor i wish he'd relax sometimes

by Pat Roche January 30, 2007

Japanese government

possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world.

one of the representatives in Japan's government includes a masked wrestler who still does not expose his face, even at an assembly. true fact.

by KRHimself March 14, 2005

the government lies

the government lies their fuckin asses off (wOOt!)

Those motherfuckers are sayin that "terrorists who are on their terrorist watch list are able to buy guns because if they migrated here legally and haven't broken any laws then they can buy guns and that gun enthusiasts admit that something must be done"


Human to human translation: THE FUCKIN GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS!


Why in the FUCK are these terrorists on their terrorist watch list if they haven't broken any laws? If they are terrorists then they must have broke some fuckin laws and given you a motherfuckin reason to place them on a terrorism watch list.Therefore they must be "TERRORISTS" and must have broken some damn laws.

Man this country is so fuckin homosexual it's not even funny.

by WAKE UP PEEPS March 9, 2005

United States federal government

Not Toni Neilson, or any other performance debater, or any debater other than the awesome Nirav Patel for that matter.

The United States federal government is not Toni Neilson, or any other performance debater.

by Trad Debater August 2, 2004

Governor Walker

The act of farting in someone's mouth while getting a rim job. Named after Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

Man, that hooker was really going to town and then I had to pull a Governor Walker and ruin it.

by DL2011WI June 13, 2011

government

If we suspect you have a secret about us, or if you say anything against us, or if we just don't like you, or if we're just bored, we'll even go to the point of killing you and your family.

And that's how government works.

by all politicians are the same July 15, 2003