Goose n’ gouse

Goose n’ gouse is a very commonly used cult expression/word that is like saying swag but instead it’s goose n’ gouse to show your swaggy ness. (made by the ultimate SWGTDDS):
Shaggy shat noiry😼😈😍💩
Fagola the pimpest🤪🧶🥺🤑
Lil Crystal strag swag🧝🏻 ♀️🤎🔮🧸
Ultimate waifu💞✝️💋
Milf💆 ♀️👨🏻 🦰👌
Peepeerene la mamá🤰🏻👮🏻 ♂️😎🤰🏻
Big dick daddy 69😩☝️🍒
Stridster the biggie smolls🤠🦫👩 🦲🤏

- “Hey what’s up my browski?”
- “All good, just goose n’ gouse yk”

- drip my drip my drip
- ikr what a silly baka goose n’ gouse thing to do

Goose n’ gouse is the ultimate cult expression to use with ur swaggy friends. It means that you’re being swaggy and cool and is like saying swag or drip. It links back to cool people such as Ed sheeran and Trisha paytas.

by Swaggyminecraftdude🥺🥺 May 13, 2021

squeaky goose

The act of cupping, squeezing, and twisting a guy's junk while underwater. Closely related to the dripping monkey.

Holy shit, you should have heard the yelp that chris made today when devon gave him the squeaky goose.

by decocomo420 April 24, 2007

sly goose

A master of the art of conning.

That hamburglar is a real sly goose.

by java monster February 22, 2008

dante goose

A man for karen housman and ONLY for karen hausman they are starcrossed lovers. And he must divorce his basic bitch wife so that he can happily be with the godess karen hausman

person 1: Did you hear about that sexy dante goose.
person 2: how dare you dante goose is only for karen hausman you absolute BITCH AHHHHHH

by anonymous April 3, 2021

goose creek

One of the worst towns in South Carolina. Don't let the old white people that live on the lake fool you. Goose creek has a wide variety of drug dealers and black hair salons so if you're into that it might be good for you. There's really nothing to fucking do here tho so most of the teenagers either sell drugs or annoy store employees to pass the time. Since there's nothing really there everyone is forced to use the Walmart as a navigational tool to tell people where they need to go. If you're not lucky enough to avoid the high school "Goose Creek High" you can be met with a large assortment of ghetto kids and Emo kids mixed together. The only thing good about this town is everyone telling the store about when that one kid got eaten by an alligator at the creek. Zero out of ten rating.

"Hey man do you need a ride"
"Yeah I live right behind the goose creek Walmart"

by Ifuckinghategoosecrek July 13, 2015

Your goose is cooked.

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010

Goomster

1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.

3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.

Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.

Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"

by Goomstar July 19, 2010