Goop Goblins

(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."

"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."

by Cineteria January 22, 2025

goop

humorous slang for valuable goods or, in the context of gaming, loot

"Holy shit this dungeon has goop galore"

by SpoopyScarySpookington May 27, 2025

Off the Goop

When you are absolutely high out of your mind

Dude I just took one hit and now I’m completely off the goop

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Goop

Noun: A black liquid with the consistency of jello. Anyone it touches also becomes goop.

Adjective/goopy: Someone who moves around like their body is made out of goop

Hey, you’re goopy

by Squidkid_97 August 4, 2021

Gooping

When you start gooning while pooping.

Bro i haven't taken a shit in 3 weeks, today i finally went to the bathroom and it was so large and firm it rubbed my prostate, i started Gooping right there on the toilet.

by SauceSanchez August 14, 2025

Goop

The gooey, sugary, crystalized portion specifically found at the bottom of "Marinos" Italian Ice. Ideally, you want to flip the ice over in the cup immediatley after unsealing it. Some refer to it as "Goop"

Bro, flip that Marinos Italian Ice over if you want to jizz in your pants from that delicious goop

The only way to eat this Marinos Italian Ice is to first flip it over and eat the goop at the bottom

by TCons23 March 2, 2018

Off the Goop

When u are tripping absolute balls off Psychadelics.

“Dude Callum, is Off the goop right now!”

by Dj Dribble November 15, 2020