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goodbye necktie

A noose or slipknot,used for suicidal purposes.
I'm Valentine's Day, I plan on wearing my goodbye necktie, to show my ex girlfriend that I still love her.
by lobonightshade February 25, 2017
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Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.
I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text
by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016
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Jersey Goodbye

When you jerk off for so long you're dick goes into a coma when you're done you're left talking with a jersey accent
You see that guy,I heard he gave himself a Jersey Goodbye
by QuakeSnake92 May 24, 2020
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Goodbye

A very not-nice word. Mostly used in the language of the gods.
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by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020
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Hard Goodbye

Tobacco, Kush, and Kief all in the same beautiful bowl pack. Normally with tobacco on the bottom, weed in the middle, and kief on top. Most likely to be done with a bong. Champions of the practice will use spoons and other pieces.
It's time for a nice hard goodbye before bedtime.
by Kief Pack Entertainment October 27, 2011
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.
Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."
by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023
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