Goofy Goober

Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!
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I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

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-"Goofy Goober Rock"
by Erick January 07, 2005
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Goober Bearing

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.
"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."
by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011
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silly goober

the word that dfines the silliest most skrynkli little goobers super silly
silly guy: i ran over a family of 5 in my 2001 toyotta carolla, im such a silly goober
by warcrimecomitr July 30, 2023
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Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.
Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!
by Carlosspiceyweiner December 07, 2018
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goober hole

a small office that a man named dan,who is a goober, sits in all day, and has no life. It is the setting of this mans life.
Wheres goober?

In the goober hole.......
by Glogloid December 28, 2007
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uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status
That guy James is an uber goober to the max.
by yaboy May 22, 2006
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puss goober

the little clotty things that stick on your cock sometimes after you pull of of a vagina
Most guys don't even notice the little puss goobers when they're done.
by Chas April 19, 2003
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