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goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.
BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.
by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004
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goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.
"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"
by The Patriarch de Goobers December 9, 2008
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silly goober

the word that dfines the silliest most skrynkli little goobers super silly
silly guy: i ran over a family of 5 in my 2001 toyotta carolla, im such a silly goober
by warcrimecomitr July 30, 2023
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goober hole

a small office that a man named dan,who is a goober, sits in all day, and has no life. It is the setting of this mans life.
Wheres goober?

In the goober hole.......
by Glogloid January 10, 2008
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Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.
Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!
by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018
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uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status
That guy James is an uber goober to the max.
by yaboy May 27, 2006
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puss goober

the little clotty things that stick on your cock sometimes after you pull of of a vagina
Most guys don't even notice the little puss goobers when they're done.
by Chas April 19, 2003
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