goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.

BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.

by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004

goober

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

by pissed February 20, 2003

silly goober

the word that dfines the silliest most skrynkli little goobers super silly

silly guy: i ran over a family of 5 in my 2001 toyotta carolla, im such a silly goober

by warcrimecomitr July 30, 2023

goober hole

a small office that a man named dan,who is a goober, sits in all day, and has no life. It is the setting of this mans life.

Wheres goober?

In the goober hole.......

by Glogloid January 10, 2008

Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status

That guy James is an uber goober to the max.

by yaboy May 27, 2006

puss goober

the little clotty things that stick on your cock sometimes after you pull of of a vagina

Most guys don't even notice the little puss goobers when they're done.

by Chas April 19, 2003