Definitions by AbleA

goober 

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.

Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!

"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."

What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.

goober by AbleA October 5, 2021

fauci 

to confound others with erudite facts

In response to questions regarding insider trading, Zucker could fauci Congress so well, none caught that he failed to answer the question. The IRS code is written for those who know how to fauci.

fauci by AbleA October 5, 2021