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Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008
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goatse

When a person spreads their anus by pulling apart their buttocks.
n00b: Hi! I'm new here!
Experienced elder: Google image search for goatse with SafeSearch off!
by Burkshifter July 15, 2008
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goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.
That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.
by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009
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throw your goats up

To make either the "Anarchy" or "Goats' Head" hand sign by using your thumb to hold down the middle and ring fingers, while extending the index and pinky fingers. Most often seen at cheese-ball metal concerts, i.e. Slayer, Metallica, Pantera, etc. And some punk concerts i.e. Black Flag, AFI,
Sinead O'Connor
Bro, they're about to play Ride The lightning man, awesome dude, throw your goats up so they know we're hardcore, blood, death, satan, yeah!!!!!
by Chrisculpt27 February 20, 2007
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goatse

1) When a man opens his anus to extreme measures, such that you can pretty much see the inside
MAN! that goatse was so big I could see bones!
by JeffZhang July 20, 2008
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Goatsie

Goatsie is Anal rape to teh EXTREME!!11!!1ONEONE!!!111

Its when one can hover over something like a peice of fruit then drop down and have it fit into their ass tube without it touching the sides.
Dude! You totally goatsied that watermelon!
by Justin AKFC. September 18, 2003
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goats

Mamal much beloved of Jon Cram
by jet April 4, 2003
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