the goat

Someone with the ablilty to sleep standing up, especially while working the 11pm-7am shift. Typically, this person becomes offended when you wake them up.
You check out the goat.

Yeah, he's on his feet, but he's snoring.

That's some crazy shit dude. Should we wake him up?
by Nottobrite September 19, 2005
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Goat

A mid-level insult to someone who acts goatish. This person is a general hooligan
by The_goat May 03, 2015
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goat

Choad

BG: an erection

Goat milk: jizz
Dude that guy has a goat. really i think his name is josh and he looks really homely
by Tyler January 03, 2005
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goat

a) a cylcist
b) an old person
c) an flappy loose vagina
a) pull over you goat
b) look at that old goat
c) she had the biggest goat i've ever seen, bloody delilah.
by goatcentral March 09, 2009
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Goated

The tucking of one’s nuts between one’s legs and prancing on thy tippy toes
My lord, would you like an old fashion goating?
Yes sire
(Man prances with nuts outs)
Ahhh I love getting goated
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Goated

To be 'goated' into something. Often represented by the photo of a goat. The goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.
"I totally goated Sedin into hooking me, Olli."

or

"I can't believe that goat goated me into giving him some grass to eat. What a b@$tard.)
by HPHatecrafts April 08, 2009
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goat

greatest of them all
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