cross country geek

1. Derogatory name used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.

2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.

**It is rude to call someone a cross country geek unless you self-identify as one.

Also see: trackie

That cross country geek would jump off an 18 story building if they got rid of xc tomorrow.

by ~~~ July 30, 2008

geekbabe

A woman who is able to seamlessly integrate technical expertise and nerdy interests with style and femininity.

Geekish traits such as a highly creative and analytical mind, love of technology or fantasy, attention to detail, tendency to invent, passion for specific subjects and aspiration to continuously learn are balanced with a desire to avoid looking like a nerd at all costs!

Usually high achievers and working in male-dominated environments such as business, technology, computing, web design, science, medical or legal, geekbabes like to strut their stuff, dress up and ooze sexiness. They are proud of the contrast of the two sides of their personality, and at times may display extreme tendencies towards either sensitivity or extroversion.

Man, have you seen that hot geekbabe in the IT department? I got an eyeful while she was installing a gigabit network adapter for my i7.

Hire the geekbabe!: she's experienced in Search Engine Optimisation with Google Analytics certification, skilled at Advanced Excel with pivot tables and VBA, speaks 5 languages, invented a language, programs PHP, runs Star Wars conventions, heads up a Business Enterprise Network, fitted her own kitchen and is a part time make up artist and lingerie model.... ;) Phew!

by seogeekbabe August 6, 2011

Geek Wads

A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.

Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

geek boat

derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarrassment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. 'Boat' is akin to the Titanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.

Friend : Hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the Palladium for the Taylor Swift concert ?
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL

Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!

by Virgin Suicides October 18, 2017

closet geek

A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.

Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.

by Jesse Surrette March 9, 2005

Geek

Not to be confused with Nerd. A geek does not have to be smart, a Geek is someone who is generaly not athletic, and enjoys Video Games; Comic Books; being on the internet, and etc.

Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urbandictionary.com

by Sknywhtboy88 November 5, 2004

The geek

Something very funny.

Man that movie was the geek.

by Theandrejumper5 May 16, 2018