Gordon

When someone continuously steals someone else's lines and claims them as their own, even if they have no clue what it means.

Also can be referred to someone who takes breaks during sex.

Guy: "Yeah that movie last night was BITCHIN'"
Girl (later on in the day): Have you seen my new bleached hair? It's BITCHIN'!!!
Guy (to his friend): She just Gordoned me! If that cunt steals one more of my lines I'm going to run her over.

Girl: That guy is such a BAMF...
Girl 2: What's a BAMF????
(Everyone laughs at her)
(Later in the day)
Girl 2: OMG my dog is such a BAMF!!
Guy: Do you know what the fuck your saying? *Slaps her*
Guy (to his friend): That's what happens when you Gordon someone....you get slapped

Guy: I don't know what happened man, we were doing it and all of sudden she needed a break...
Guy 2: Ha Ha you just got Gordoned!

by captainobvious1984 December 25, 2007

Gordon Freeman

G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶R̶e̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶.̶ ̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶o̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶t̶h̶.̶

He didn't have his passport. - Benry

"̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶i̶c̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶"̶

Benry - "Do you have your passport?"

Gordon Freeman - "My passport? What do you mean, like a company I.D?"

Benry - Whispering to other guard. "He doesn't have his passport."

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

Emily Gordon

Emily Gordon is a big blue tender engine from the television series Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, and was the second engine to appear in The Railway Series written by the Rev.W.Awdry. She is train number 4, a 4-6-2, painted blue with red stripes, and for quite some time he was the largest and strongest engine (before Murdoch arrived) in The Fat Controller's fleet.

Emily Gordon has always viewed herself as the most important engine, mostly because of her size and strength, and that his main task is to pull the Express. At times, this can lead to him feeling superior, even to the point of uppity. However, she usually learns his lesson, realising that all engines have their place in the team.

Emily Gordon pulled the Express goooood!

by scot adams October 31, 2007

Hunter Gordon

Adj. Of or pertaining to a very, very, very, attractive person (usually male), such as Hunter Gordon. They are also not conceded.

Female: That man over there is SO Hunter Gordon!

by Hunterisreallycool January 2, 2012

Mikalah Gordon

2005 American Idol top 12 finalist. Great looks, but a mediocre voice.

Mikalah Gordon was among the first of the top 12 finalists to be knocked out.

by pinkboxerguy September 6, 2005

Rachel Gordon

Rachel Gordon (born 1976) is an Australian actress.

She is a 1996 graduate of the National Institute of Dramatic Art (NIDA) in Sydney, Australia. Since her graduation, she has combined stage acting with various roles in Australian television, and is best known for her role as Detective Senior Constable Amy Fox in the long running Australian television show Blue Heelers.

In late 2004 she married her partner of 11 years, Scott Johnson (who is also an actor). The two met at NIDA.

Rachel Gordon
Blue Heelers

by P. redeckis June 11, 2006

Speed Gordon

Speed Gordon is a fictitious man used as something to emphasise the incredulousness of a circumstance.

e.g to a person who has a lot of shoes, you would say "geez, you've got more shoes than Speed Gordon!" therefore, it is assumed that Speed Gordon has many many pairs of shoes, but you - amazingly - have more.

e.g when a person smells quite badly, one might say "Jeff smells worse than Speed Gordon!" again, it is assumed that Speed Gordon's odour is extremely offensive, but Jeff smells worse.

by HayleyJane April 8, 2008