Geezer

An old man who has excessive amounts of dandruff on his ballsack.

Look at that old geezer! I would hate to see him go kudos

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

ball gazer

when someone is tricked or wants to look at someone's balls

guy 1: look at my finger

guy 2:ok

guy 1 puts his finger near his crotch.

guy 1:BALL GAZER!

guy 2 : damn!

by bubba ganooch June 15, 2009

greazer

a greazer is someone who does you dirty or sluffs on you or tries to just fuck you over or does fuck you over.

mikes a greazer dawg he snitched on me for that weed.

by chase 54 August 18, 2007

cock gazer

A homosexual male at an adjacent urinal whom you catch gazing at your flacid penis while you urinate in a public restroom.

The night was ruined by a flaming pack of cock gazers!

Some cock gazer visually accosted me, so I beat him over the head with his fagbag and then fucked his mother.

zoah is a cock gazer, but only because he constantly wonders what "normal" is like.

by Trumps December 2, 2003

gezzer

A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the size of his shrinking male parts due to inactivity and age.

"Man oh man. It seems the more I age, the more my man-unit is shrinking. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."

by conundrum_replete July 17, 2017

meat gazer

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.

"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."

by bobby dville October 24, 2007

retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006