gary glasberg

a complete asshole that shouldn't be left in charge of anything

"Man, that TV show has been really shitty lately..."
"Yeah, the producer is SUCH a Gary Glasberg!"

gary glasberg by alliroth September 24, 2014

beer gear 

noun - clothes you wear when you go out with the intention of getting completely wasted and making a mess of yourself.

"Man, I am gonna get totally hammered tonight, I better put on my beer gear!"

beer gear by Ray-Z January 17, 2006

gary player 

A Gary Player is a word commonly associated with all-day drinking sessions. Often a Gary Player can sneak up on you when you only plan to have one pint of San Miguel following your breakfast.

Having consumed 5 beers we all agreed that we were now having a Gary Player.

gary player by Le.o Sayer August 9, 2006

Gears of Whore 

One who is obsessed with GOW and displays the following symptoms:

Red eyes

Fear of chainsaws

Uncontrolable urge to drop the F-bomb

Has gained the "Seriously..." achievement

Joe: Dude look at Mark, he is a total Gears of Whore, he's clocked in over 20,000 games of GOW.

Gears of Whore by W0uldn't y0u like t0 kn0w? January 7, 2009

gearstick 

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.

Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.

gearstick by dougla14 May 18, 2011

Gear Boner 

A state of extreme arousal evoked by the presence or discussion of niche demographic tools. Most often used in reference to bike messengers, photographers and videographers.

Half the office is gathered around Mike's new 1080 Video with an interchangeable lenses, panting and grunting. They are getting such gear boners for that thing.

Gear Boner by kdigginator March 26, 2011

Geartronic 

Similar in concept to Porsche's Tiptronic gearbox, this 'manumatic' (Manual/automatic) gearbox from Volvo allows the driver to select gears, whilst allowing them to still have the benefits of an automatic gearbox - namely, just sticking the gearlever in "D". The gearbox will change up at the redline should a dozy driver forget to upshift before then. Available with Volvo's T6 and D5 engines only.

"What gearbox does this have?"
"This has a six-speed Geartronic gearbox."

Geartronic by JaaagMan February 8, 2012