gert

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.

"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"

by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006

gert

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

by NIALL March 14, 2005

gebert

A yellow sled

so wow
much gebertsled

by poelman November 22, 2013

Gertle

When you lie to the whiteboard about how many reps you count.

Question - "How is she 10 seconds faster than a games champion?"
Answer- "Oh you are talking about HER....no no no, she Gertled her times"

by B00mer November 28, 2013

gertard

A language said whilst sober, but when spoken sounds like a drunk retarded German.

Gelia: Hey what's up?

Gadison: Uhh not mercher er but I is goin to sleep looter.

Gelia: What? Are you speaking Gertard?

by nellyjellybelly April 18, 2014

Gërt

Noun. Excessive jubilation and happiness. Often proclaimed after consuming a 40

Cyrus: "Gërt! That was a good 40!!"

by Countyseat January 30, 2017

Gertjan

Gertjan is a guy who likes to do everything. A person who is loved by everybody and like's to share he's knowledge with you. If girls see a 'Gertjan' they love to listen to him and before you know he is one of the best players in town.

Ow my god, there is a Gertjan! let's get the party started

by Kattepis March 25, 2019