A young lady (generally 18-30), who goes out with her mates sporting bleached blonde hair, copious amounts of fake tan and a short skirt. Typically, these girls will be 'easy', educated to AS level standard, and most crucially, enjoy dancing to garage/speed garage/RnB, whilst singing the lyrics that they're aware of after consuming 10 bottles of Smirnoff Ice. Essex is the Mecca for these types, although examples are found commonly in the nightspots of West London, along with most major cities in the UK. Older specimens are highly rare, and tend to have progressed by this stage from 'garage girl' to 'tart'.
Lad 1: Fancy goin' Ministry? I heard it's a school disco night tonight.
Lad 2: Definitely, should be choc a block with garage girls.
"Your bag/shoes/belt/make-up is proper garage"
Lad 2: Definitely, should be choc a block with garage girls.
"Your bag/shoes/belt/make-up is proper garage"
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A peculiarly middle-to-lower class phenomonen where the chiuldren of a household sell all their parents belongings at the weekend claiming poverty.
It works well on two levels for the children as:
1) they get the proceeds of the sale and
2) they get a pocket money raise because the parents feel guilty for not giving them enough pocket money in the first place
Sometimes used to fence stolen car stereos in the more dungeoneous povo estates
It works well on two levels for the children as:
1) they get the proceeds of the sale and
2) they get a pocket money raise because the parents feel guilty for not giving them enough pocket money in the first place
Sometimes used to fence stolen car stereos in the more dungeoneous povo estates
Mother: Have you seen my vibrator darling? I've looked everywhere for it...
Father: Oh God, I think the kids have just had a garage sale. I swear I saw Mrs Fisk from number 18 walking home with a smile on her face.
Father: Oh God, I think the kids have just had a garage sale. I swear I saw Mrs Fisk from number 18 walking home with a smile on her face.
by Surgeon_General September 1, 2003
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"We were at the bar when my friend said faggot too loud, then this shemale turned green with the gay-rage and I woke up in the hospital with a broken nose and a torn asshole."
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Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"
Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
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by bigrexx December 16, 2008
Get the garage box mug.A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.
"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014
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