gayxorz

something you dislike/negative emotion towards.

aj: dude we are out of bud
steph: gayxorz

by stephanie sorrell August 15, 2006

Gaylord

1)The Name of one of the first indian resturants in London serving dishes created specially for the Maharajas, Nawabs and the elite of Erstwhile North Indian states. Can be confused with 2&3 below with devistating results.

2) Acting gay or gay like.

3) The highes insult given to a non gay man

1 -
bob : Jeez I'm hank marvin !!
mkie: Ok, lets av this beer and nip round to the gaylords for a bit of spicy meat.
bob : No fag is gonna stick his meat in me. (Slap!) You gay lord!

2 -
burt: No way!! Thats two blokes kissing.
ike : Aye, pair of gaylords.

3-
bitch: Call youself a man, you're a fuckin gay lord.

by oKeeFo October 29, 2008

Gayfordness

One dude's undying devotion to another dude.

Phil's love for Kobe exhibits an extreme amount of gayfordness.

by The Distro December 11, 2007

gaygonite

a man who fucks himself in the butt with a small lava lamp,due to the dependancy of crystal meth

Damn!you must be a gaygonite u left a shitty sandwhich bag on that candle

by bigbeefcurtains March 26, 2008

gaybort

Shitting out cum after unprotected anal

'What about that gay couple, didn't they want a baby?'
'They try so hard but he keeps gayborting.'

Oh no, I gayborted all over the sheets!

by demon pooper of sweeney gay April 19, 2011

gaylord faggot

A wimp who has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). Tries to hit on girls, but they keep friendzoning him
Often also defined as a ''Shamarkus''.

"Hey did you see Shamarkus?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

by Gaylord_Police March 5, 2016

Gaylord

When you are so gay that you are considered god to many of the gays current Gaylord is Alyssa Edwards watch some brazzers if you ever wanna be Gaylord

Omg that boy just fucked his dick so hard he should run for 2018 Gaylord election

by Sir Savage September 28, 2017