garvin

adj.
describes the look of someone's face when they are told something so shocking that their eyes bulge out, their mouth opens, the entire room is stunned by association and time stops.

"Were you there when John told Jenn about how someone threw a skunk in his face?"

"Yeah! The look on her face was so garvin!"

by G. Sea May 7, 2008

Girl Gravity

The mysterious force that acts on large groups of females when they pose for a photo. While never strong enough to affect anyone in the background, or any male ever, it is strong enough to cause a slight buckling of the legs of photographed women.

Sarah strapped her knee before going to her hens' night, as her physio had warned her of the danger of girl gravity.

by Scott Timms October 29, 2012

mexican gravity

An especially strong form of gravity that allows the heaped loading of pickups and trailers without having to tie things down. Commonly used in landscape maintenance and construction.

Change lanes! That guy is using mexican gravity to hold down that ladder.

by Middagh December 18, 2013

Glass Gravity Bong

While the typical gravity bong entails cutting off the bottom of a large plastic bottle or poking holes in it and then making a tinfoil or ratchet top bowl for the top, these can also be made of glass. Choose your glass bottle of choice and wrap cotton string evenly 4 or 5 times around the bottom of the bottle where the desired cut is to be made. Douse the string and the area of the bottle below the string with a flammable liquid such as cologne or hairspray or lighter-fluid. Light the string on fire and hold the bottle upside down such that the bottom (which is on fire) will be facing up. Once the flame burns out quickly revert the bottle and dunk it straight down into ice cold water. The rapid temperature change will cut the bottle where the string is. For the bowl drill a hole in the cap of the bottle and fix your glass bowl for a bong into the cap. Use like a traditional gate. These will mess you up more than the plastic ones without having to worry about breathing plastic.

Yo man want to go drop glass gravity bongs?

Dude that glass gravity bong was so clean!

Wow that glass gravity bond hit looks like straight milk.

I got straight fucked off that glass gravity bong hit.

by Walmark March 10, 2014

gravital

A force similar to gravitation force.

I feel it from the inside like a gravital tide.

by gravital boundaries May 1, 2010

Gravity

The BANE on my existence

I had this great idea the other day, like I do every day, but damn gravity got in my way YET AGAIN. Just wait till I get this cast off! *shakes fist*

by Kalvyne May 11, 2011

Garbito

Something that is just really stupid and does not make sense.

Speaker 1: Did you know, your made out of fire?

Speaker 2: That is absolute garbito!

by DBZGoku August 16, 2016