groombridge

verb - when a skank marries into money

Lucky Lucy done groombridged her a Mercedes.

by Skip Treason May 16, 2008

groomzling

When one thought leads to another which leads to another, eventually resulting in an outburst of laughter that is unrelated to anything going on outside the person's head.

J suddenly laughs out loud.
J's friends ask him why he is laughing.
J says, "Oh, it was just a groomzling."

by LeBleu April 4, 2009

Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.

Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.

by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010

GAGOOM

Acronym for "got a giggle out of me." Preferably used during an intraweb conversation when one giggles in front of the computer screen caused by a funny occurrence or joke.

That's mildly funny. GAGOOM.

by daustria March 10, 2011

Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.

What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.

by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011

groomess

When you have a bride and a groomess of the same gender (doesn't matter guy or girl) and all they have to decide is who gets to wear the tux, and who has to have someone on hand to lift up the wedding dress when they have to pee.

Eliana: Did you hear about their wedding? I would love to be the one who gets to wear the tux.
Dani: I know, me too! The groomess totally gets the better end of the deal.

by your real name here June 27, 2011

Groomerific

Adjective; When the snow off trail does not meet the exceptional quality of the snow on the groomed ski runs. Term coined by Brundage Mountain Ski Area, cira 2006.

The day at Brundage was groomerific.

by bestsnowId January 10, 2012