gaff

an empty house usually with intention of having a party

lewis: my parents are on holiday so i'm having a gaff

jason: yaaaaassss i'm buzzing , haven't been to your gaff in ages

by lolxoxomm February 13, 2017

gaffle

To get arrested by the police.

I got gaffled when the cops found the weed.

by Alchemy J May 21, 2004

Guffer

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.

Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!

by The Babber October 7, 2019

Giffel

A word meaning girlfriend. Started as gffl, meaning girlfriend for life, then the I and E were added to make it a "real" word.

see biffel

"woah, is that your giffel??"
"yep, that's her!"

by cpugeek1111 April 12, 2010

giffed

The millennial version of the word "posterized." Being giffed refers to the process where a noteworthy dunk over someone else is then turned into a .gif and shared across the internet.

Friend I: Did you see Brandon Jennings get obviated trying to block a dunk again the other day?
Friend II: Yeah that fool got fucking giffed!

by KenmoreFans August 17, 2016

gafflesnatch

verb, to take or "yoink" without permission

I gafflesnatched that chicks panties when she passed out on the coffetable

or

Hey, Gafflesnatch a 5 spot out of the collection tray for me, I'm out of pot.

by SoCalJack August 21, 2006

Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010