Gobbled Dasperate

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.

British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.

by Shellypog June 22, 2021

flaming gamble

(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.

The flaming gamble is the most dangerous homosexual act known to man.

by pablo suave April 14, 2006

gumsy gobble

When a man receives oral satisfaction from a woman with no teeth.

I know she got no teeth but she gives great gumsy gobbles.

by ohwhatsthat May 18, 2010

harry gamble

When you have sex with a European stranger.

Visiting Paris this weekend will be quite the Harry Gamble!

by Cherrio12345 October 6, 2013

chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018

Tyler Gable

An irritable rash that hangs around even after prescription drugs.

I got this Tyler Gable after a sexual encounter in a back alley.

by anonymous July 10, 2021

Johnny gobble

A type of super fan that draws pictures of artists face. And belly faces to their music on video. Then gets mad and posts 100’s of videos about the same rapper love/hating on the artist.

Dang that guys crazy he must be a Johnny Gobble.

by HC.from.creeksquad July 30, 2022