Someone who remains sober, or gets less intoxicated then other members of a party during the comsumption og alcholic (spirits) beverages. Designated so to provide guidiance and keep everyone else from getting into trouble, ie arrested, hooking up with a ex or an ugly person.
Person 1:" yo bro, why you getting so wasted, your suppose to be my spirits guide tonight."
Person 2: "sorry bra, looks like your taking this spirits quest alone."
Person 2: "sorry bra, looks like your taking this spirits quest alone."
by azrel9 December 18, 2012
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We are Moments.
We are Dreams and
We are memories
We are everything.
And in the depths
we swim deeper to
discover that we
are not born whole
so we cannot be
broken. We are born in twos,
and we are searching, searching
for the other piece,
that other person
to guide us home.
We are Moments.
We are Dreams and
We are memories
We are everything.
And in the depths
we swim deeper to
discover that we
are not born whole
so we cannot be
broken. We are born in twos,
and we are searching, searching
for the other piece,
that other person
to guide us home.
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by proscriptionist October 21, 2009
Get the guide mug.spends a lot of time getting ready in front of the mirror (probably longer than a woman), has enormous amounts of gel in his hair, wears a tight t-shirt or wife-beater and somehow eventually ends up with his shirt off. Ed Hardy shirts are preferred but if you're a poor guido Affliction shirts will do the trick. Other essential fashion accessories include designer sunglasses, gaudy jewelry (earrings, necklaces) and torn, stonewashed/white jeans. Steroids are almost a must and you must work out while looking into a mirror at all times. Over-Tanning is essential and a preferred look is an oompa-loompa shade of orange.The guido is very much into his looks, has a large ego, very proud of his italian ancestry, and very much into techno/euro-trance/beats music. This form of music gives way to the guido fist-pump and other forms of gyration. Guidos can dance anywhere including - but not limited to- parking lots and beaches. When guidos go out to party they engage in binge drinking, lame come-ons to anyone of the opposite sex, the guido-fist pump/dance off and the eventual roid-rage fight at the end of the night.
by 305 guy December 22, 2009
Get the Guido mug.An Italian-American who still lives with their parents (usually in the basement) at the age of 30, with NO intention of ever leaving! Bad taste in clothes, music, and cars. Usually have BAD tempers, desperately need anger management, and take anger out on either their material possessions, or their girlfriends! Known to reside in the NY Tri-State area, and have the worst grammar out of every culture!
Uses terms and phrases like: "Youse guys" (when talking to another guido, no matter how old or what the relation, usually calls them by "kid", "coz", "bra" (pronounces bro)
Another example: My guido-duesch-EX-bf, who lives in Queens, NY
Another example: My guido-duesch-EX-bf, who lives in Queens, NY
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