Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010

Grease Bawl

When a guy jizzes ontop of a girl's head/hair causing a greasy disaster.

Yeah dude i went to her house and pulled a grease bawl, she got mad and took a shower after.

by DirtyHD February 19, 2011

Grease Fetish

A grease fetish is the love for grease that is used for tractors and farm equipment. It mostly occurs in farmers who are separated from the outside world or smell to bad for woman to come around. Usually the person warms a bucket of grease on there hill billy stove and then dumps it all over themselves and rub it all over with a pepperoni stick. Sometimes in rare cases they develop almost a period so once every month the person has a ritual at midnight belly dancing honoring the grease for the life they had been given

Hey kaden look at that gross kid with the grease fetish

by xXSwagStaXx September 9, 2014

grease ape

A black person with poor hygiene who looks shiny do to the amount of oil on his/her skin. Often crack heads and other people with mental issues can be called a "grease ape".

"Did you see that grease ape come up to me?"
"Yeah what did he want?"
"Oh same crap about needing $5 for gas to get home, like that idiot has a car when he only has one shoe on!"
crack head hood rat

by Blagojevich November 20, 2015

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease pellets

Something gross and disgusting

"I make grease pellets with my sweat"

by Darktris February 7, 2017

Greanncy

Greanncy....where do I even start. He is a caring, funny, and an amazing person. He has difficulty empathizing with people and is scared to embrace the responsibility of making his own decisions and making himself happy. Although he may not be good at that, he really is an endearing person from top to bottom. The one to always light up the room when he walks in. The clown of the group, but that would probably make him one hot clown. Greanncy is a gift and burden, but no one would have it any other way because everyone loves him

“Oh my god! You know a Greanncy?! Me too!!”

by Joneeel July 21, 2019