The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.
See also: Emilio Textevez
See also: Emilio Textevez
by techjunkee January 22, 2010
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Person 1: Look out, I think Moto Moto likes you ;)
Gloria: hUh
Person 1: Here he comeesss
*I LIKE THEM BIIGGGG I LIKE THEM CHUNNKKKYY*
Gloria: hUh
Person 1: Here he comeesss
*I LIKE THEM BIIGGGG I LIKE THEM CHUNNKKKYY*
by shitting_racoon March 12, 2019
Get the Gloria mug.When one is involved with a college freshman who breaks things off to return to their ex-boyfriend over Thanksgiving break.
"John: Hey man, how was break?
Tim: Eh, the turkey was good enough, but Sasha gloriaed me.
John: Fuck..."
Tim: Eh, the turkey was good enough, but Sasha gloriaed me.
John: Fuck..."
by Spunky Jones McGee the Seventh December 17, 2008
Get the Gloriaed mug."Adorable" people who get their way, are "spoiled", haters just hate them (I wonder why) but they just flip them off and curse uncontrallably, which is apparently considered adorable. These people are so full of themselves that the only person who truly likes them is themself. Avoid these people at all costs.
She calls herself adorable but everybody knows she's just a glorified bitch with her head up her ass.
by dirtysquirtle October 30, 2014
Get the glorified bitch mug.Anything nasty, spit that comes out of your mouth while speaking. It could also be used as an exclamatory.
Oh my good did you she Shakira's glorbal while she was singing.
Ew Samantha what's that glorbal on your shirt?
Aw Glorbal Katie! You left your shit in the living room again!
Ew Samantha what's that glorbal on your shirt?
Aw Glorbal Katie! You left your shit in the living room again!
by Pussy monstrosity February 5, 2015
Get the Glorbal mug.A guy that has been given/assumed the title of boyfriend but behaves like a fuckboy.
He will do things such as; Claim that he only likes you, but compare you to other girls, ignores your feelings and tells you that you're being sensitive, let's you pay for stuff then barely says thank you, says he likes parts of you(i.e. "I like your face but everything else needs work").
He will do things such as; Claim that he only likes you, but compare you to other girls, ignores your feelings and tells you that you're being sensitive, let's you pay for stuff then barely says thank you, says he likes parts of you(i.e. "I like your face but everything else needs work").
by Rebellious Mind March 1, 2017
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