glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017

Glitter Egg

When a stripper farts out a glitter bomb after anal

After 3 years of pursuing Candy, I took her home and fucked her butt and she laid a glitter egg

by archery60x March 14, 2022

Glitter Dick

Albuquerque punk band. Known for their shows in the early 2000s, their album and their news appearances.

John: Hey, do you like glitter dick?
Garbanzo: Yeah man, I love their song midnight girl!

by Table_cloth August 25, 2023

Glitter Stick

a contraption created by shinall used to glitter sleeping and inattentive students; 4 taped together meter sticks containing various colors and types of glitter; a cruel and unusual torture method used by shinall to create laughter and humiliation.

Wow! I fell asleep in shinall's class and he used the glitter stick on me!

by m-sleezy March 7, 2010

Glitter Tits

What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.

Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!

by Miss Shapiro March 29, 2015

glitter hickey

The mark left after a night of shenanigans in which one wakes up without pants covered in glittery hickey bruises encircled with a sharpie penis.

Dude I woke up with a mad glitter hickey true story bro... Damn bro I wish I had one too!

by Fsugcguijh June 29, 2016

Glitter lung

When you sweep up too much glitter during the holiday season. Coined by Micarah Tewers in her holiday Barbie video.

Person 1: gosh im working so much I’m getting glitter lung from sweeping so much Christmas decorations

by Ramzzz_chica August 7, 2023