the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.

I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel

by mrB2B April 13, 2022

Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.

feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.

by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025

Funnel dropper

A term, commonly used within sales, for somebody you have been working with a long time that finally pans out.

You can’t count that person for this month, they’re a funnel dropper.

by TeamHellYeah November 28, 2017

rape funnel

imagine a finger trap but with people

i got caught in a rape funnel

by lonelyfinger April 4, 2020

ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.

Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

funnelation

A deviant sexual fascination with cramming a funnel up someones ass and introducing various foreign substances such as olive oil or urine.

YD sure is fascinated with that olds broads saggy ass!
It's because she is as into funnelation as his sick old ass is!

by SiGN me up! November 25, 2009

Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.

Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.

by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024