by the_knowitall October 7, 2023
Get the Function-notmug. by Tayy9x June 21, 2022
Get the Cracking The Functionmug. A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.
by alw259 May 6, 2025
Get the mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issuemug. A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug. The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.
by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021
Get the Functional Delicacymug. The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.
by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018
Get the function musicmug. by waller69 June 8, 2025
Get the vein of function researchmug.