A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 21, 2019

Firestick and Fuck

To invite a female (or male) over to watch the Firestick with intenions of fucking before, during, or after. Much more straightforward than netflix and chill.

She wanted to netflix and chill but I had better plans, Firestick and Fuck.

by 4741 January 11, 2020

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

lata bitch, get the fuck off my screen

Trick2g's famous line

trick2g: *outplays*
trick2g: LATA BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN

by godEn0moto December 7, 2019

Fuck You

A very polite way to introduce yourself, greet someone, or say goodbye. Teachers love it but often raise their voice for some reason

“Fuck you Mr. Johnson when is our quiz?”

by Hey you, yeah you October 31, 2018

i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

by rahx April 9, 2015

Why The fuck my Peepee hard

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017