Filthy Maitland

Introducing an Irn-Bru bottle up a lady's poontang with one hand while inserting the spare hand up the anus to remove the lid through the recto-vaginal wall. The liquid is then consumed direct as it gushes from the lady canal.

"I had just come back from a highland-flinging marathon and me lassie was demandng a wee bit of me caber. I was so thirsty i whipped out an irn-bru and gave her the old Filthy Maitland."

by olly connor May 16, 2008

Filthy Robitussin

the act of coughing in one's vagina

Xavier: I gave your mother a filthy robitussin on 4:20.

Gibbsr: dang.

by Christian Gibbs July 30, 2008

filthy santa

on christmas you cover the floor with dirt (or danieles face) and you place your penis in her ass and you pull out and you take the shit thats on your penis and you put it in the milk by the fire place and santa has a nice surprise

one time my friend brian gave this women a filthy santa by placing a pail over her head because he didn't want to look at her and than she drank the milk ya know cuz daniele is gross ya know she looks like a human herpy ya know she smells like an elephants asshole ya know she likes to lick da trunk while gettin humped while watching forest gump ya know shes ugly like ass ya know

by mamoth milf balls March 18, 2008

Filthy niggers

1.Those who have extreme diarrhea of the mouth

2.A dirty nigger or niglet
3.Someone who was guilty and somehow magically gets the all the charges of EVADING police dropped after leading long ass chase

Those Filthy Niggers like O.J. disgust me

by Matt DAMON-Team America June 23, 2009

Filthy Swine

A Large, Ugly, Obese thing. Usually eating everything, and carries 2 lunchs. (or more) Depends on fries to live.

That man with the 2 lunchs and a pound of fries, is a filthy swine.

by winetwine May 18, 2006

fuathyro

It's a saying in which you say out of sheer fustration instead of actually swearing.
What you tell people what it means may vary but commonly used as That's not nice.
However what your really saying is Fuck You And The Horse You Rode On.
In a professional setting or a place with parents and their children. Instead of embarassing yourself by cussing like an idiot. Simply in a calmly matter say Fuathryo. To them, It may be another language.

After being told by my best friend that he cheated with my girlfriend; Realizing my daughter was in the room, I told him fuathryo and left.

by revolution4099 August 15, 2005

filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010