Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

Fiddlers cream

When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.

“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”

by Saulggoodman51 March 23, 2024

Fuddle

A verb describing an absentminded blunder made by an adult male, typically a dad.

Mom: Oops looks like Dad made a little Fuddle! He dropped his keys in the scorpion pit again!
Daughter: He’s such a Fuddler

by Aoudad April 21, 2024

Fiddler phetamines

A add or adhd dextroamphetamine addict pretending to be a pedophike touhing themselves up to kids in other people.
Fiddler pgetamines are ussually a farmed form of autiatic behavior most commononly knoqn for sons pretwndibg to be there mums.

Duse 1: whya your 10 year old daughrer tgouching my eyes !

Dude 2: shes killing your cousins and thwre mums fiddler phetamines to have a turn herself

Dude 1: clever which

by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 11, 2025

peter fiddler

Peter is pedo pedofile

To call somebody peter .how are you peter. Peter fiddler looks like a pedo. A peter.

by djr005 December 22, 2013

bum-fiddler

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.

"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."

by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015

fringe fiddler

When one likes to fiddle fringes in a sexual way... A favourite technique used amongst paedophiles

aka (fringeaphiles)

Hey Have you seen that guy who lives down the street

He's a dirty fringe fiddler

by fringey cunt October 22, 2015