fucktard

A retarded fuck that won't shut the fuck up. A bastard that is a lady's man but really can't get with anyone. His laugh is like a constipated hippo and when he moves all his blubber jiggles up and down. He thinks he's so cool but no! He acutally is friendless because no body gives a shit about him, not even his own mama. Don't hang out with a fucktard because you know they are really just a piece of shit!

Fucktard: Alex Glover. A red headed retard that needs a slap upside the head. He thinks his dick is hot but there's actually nothing there! Caution, avoid this stalking piece of shit creep othewise he might rape you.

by juicylips123 November 1, 2009

Fucktard

A fucking retard

The guy who lit his dick on fire was fucktard

by Maui82096 November 27, 2009

Fucktard

an extremely stupid person. Combination of fucker and retard

Damn it Josh, stop being a fucktard

by iknowsall June 14, 2010

fucktard

Someone who likes to engage in sex on the short bus.

That fucktard got some juice on the back seat.

by psuedojohn September 9, 2003

Fucktard

1.a grossly stupid person, used in some cases when the word retard is not sufficient to allay the subject's mental state.
2. Dansville slang for a person of gross stupidity, approximation of "fucking retard".

"Man that guy is a fucktard"
"You are guilty of extreme fucktardery!"

by Illegal Alien December 9, 2004

fucktard

Someone who wears any item of FCUK clothing.

Look at what that fucktard is wearing!

by Topsy Qur'et April 10, 2006

fucktard

a fucking retard who doesn't know how to do jack shit

Wow! Look at Dan mismanage this company and bring it to the fiery gates of hell! What a fucktard! Anyone with common sense could operate more efficiently than this fucktard.

by iamthepirate September 6, 2006