freshman hubris

Idiotic behavior among college freshmen, usually in the form of egocentric rambling, that would lead us to believe that they know everything, if we didn't know better.

Is that guy STILL talking about the book he's writing on zen buddhism? He's so full of shit!!

Yeah, he's got a bad case of freshman hubris.

by c_papav April 8, 2011

freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011

freshman crush

A boy who's age falls right above the age of consent and just below the drinking age, but is desired by a woman in her mid-to-late twenties

Henry is only 18 years old, but his girlfriend Crystal is 25. She has a freshman crush on him

by JerzNJ April 11, 2013

Freshman Fuzz

The pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you've seen on nearly every male freshman's chin.

Ron grew out his Freshman Fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.

by Nick96 September 18, 2013

freshman fit

wearing solely the gym uniform to school

Ey yo did you see my boy Elijah? He was wearing the freshman fit

by ElijahChungos November 4, 2021

Freshmane

a Freshmane is a word that comes from Freshmanus which is a term given to these creatures by Ching Chang Bong on a dong as he was high on alien goo. and Freshmanus have the distinction of being the only wild nonhuman primates in Europe

Example : " Freshmane is a monge"

by Eddz184 April 21, 2022

Freshman Feaster

An upperclassman that goes for freshman.

Hey dude, don’t talk to Payton, he’s a freshman feaster.

Thats their third freshman of the year, what a freshman feaster. 🤦🏻 ♀️

by @Jace_005 on tik tok May 16, 2023