Fatherless

the term is normally used by people who are either, losing an argument or are too retarded to make their own insults.
other than those, this term is also used for people who complain about every existing thing in their life.

in retrospect, this is another tryhard insult used to cause rumination.

Shut your fatherless ass up.

no wonder why you're fatherless

by GrassBuster February 22, 2022

farthlings

The fries that fall out into the bag.

Are you going to eat the farthlings, too?

by cyclam8 January 17, 2009

Fathawgimus

noun used to describe leader of Greek or Roman city-state during the Fathawgtopian Empire.

Fathawgimus was the greatest ruler of all time.

by FatHawg February 17, 2010

Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010

Father Penguin

a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)

Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.

I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!

by ConnecticutBorn July 7, 2010

farthly

1. The opposite of closely.
2. Vaguely, unfocusedly

1. I studied the landscape farthly.

2. The idea of reincarnation, for me, is a farthly held belief.

by AtlasWinks July 28, 2011

father knows debt

Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...

Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019