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Forced drinking

Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.
Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking
by bigfras December 10, 2013
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Forced Censorship

When a Kidz Bop song uses horribly inaccurate, cringy lyrics to cover up swear words.
Man have you heard some of the forced censorship Kidz Bop has been including lately? I heard them say: "Walk up to the club like: "Whaddup I got a hit song- I'm so pumped I got some clothes from the Thrift Shop."
by Lumacurve June 28, 2016
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forbidden cherry

Bro did you pop my sisters forbidden cherry last night
by Coconutpinetrees December 23, 2017
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forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.
A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.
by LostFido January 23, 2018
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Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.
Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.
by Steven-O July 22, 2018
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Forbidussi

Tiny little human. Member of the Lollipop guild. Known for their very small stature and tiny appendages.
My 3 year old son was confused for a Forbidussi yesterday.
by Kage11 December 13, 2018
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forced acquaintance

A person whose company you don't particularly enjoy or like, but circumstances force you to interact or spend time with him or her.
Josh isn't my friend, he's a forced acquaintance.
by EdgyHipster69 March 2, 2019
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