Crop Block

When a friend Cock Blocks you by Crop Dusting the area where you are talking to a girls at the bar.

"Damn it. I can't believe he Crop Blocked me last night."
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."

My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.

by Wan-Stamos January 14, 2011

Tetris Block

What killed Chiaki Nanami 😚✌️

I don't like tetris blocks anymore

by L E S B E A N October 5, 2020

blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

gock block

An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.

Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.

by JFC420 September 27, 2015

ciroc blocked

The act of rejecting an ambitious attempt at stealing one's alcohol at a club booth venue.

Homie: "Ayo that bitch tried sippin' on our shit, so I slapped the drink out her hand"

Friend: "Damn boy, you straight up ciroc blocked that hoe.."

by deezermandems December 25, 2018

Block Fishing

When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!

I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh

by Mr.Dinoman August 16, 2018

Crowd-block

When you're in a rush, and are repeatedly blocked by a lot of people who are standing in your way.

"Man, I missed the bus. I was totally crowd-blocked..."

by Rassjo March 6, 2010