flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

Flapclack

a word to beware of. A combination of flap and clack which result in the cautious combination of a flapclack. To brutally beat an opposing party.

Andrea: "I'ma slap you!"

Mauricio: "Uhu, ima flapclack yo ass back to the stone age, sisteh!."

by Flapclacker June 4, 2011

Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012

Flapanny

Flappany (Pronounced Fla-Panny) is the definition of the unfortunate sight of an enlarged and saggy labia between a females legs.

Dave: Bro, I went down on Jade last night, she was huge! Could have fit my head in there!
Carl: Mate that girl must have a Flapanny!
Dave: You know that! She'll be flapping in the wind for days!

by Superpete December 15, 2016

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

Flap Chance

It's where you finger a girl while she is giving you a lap dance, then she blows you

That girl was so amazing, we did the good 'ol flap chance

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019

FlapJackie

FlapJackie is used as an insult to insult someone when they´re being a fucking dickhead,FlapJackie means you have extra fat meaning your uncircumcised,A fatass and you jerk off way to much

Guy 1:Hey im pretty sure bryce is jerking off way to much
Guy 2:Oh yeah its because hes a fucking Flapjackie

by DKlc8 February 10, 2020