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floobs

Lack of breast on any woman...

Compound word of FLAT chested and boobs.

Like "damn she is hot but she has a nice set of floobs"
She is hot but has a great set of floobs!
by dirtyrob August 4, 2010
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Floof

1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)

4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.

5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.

Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.

Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.

Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer
by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012
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Floofin'

To act a fool or very crazy while doing something.
"That nigga Andrew was floofin' when he mixed that Gin with a Loko." "Archie is floofin' out there dancing all by himself"
by Pinz March 19, 2013
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Floof

Verb, The act of doing someone else's cocaine
Did that guy just floof me? I worked so hard to afford all that cocaine and some randy just.. snorted it...
by coolest fox alive !!! August 22, 2016
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Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.
On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.
by Vektor December 8, 2003
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Floopsy

A word Joey and I use all the time. It can mean watever the fuck you want it to, but i think they are the things that packman eats and the sound the beep test makes
ME:Hey Joey you got dem floopsies fool?
JOEY: Hell yeah you floopsy floopster.
ME: Fo sheezy
Joey: Aha
ME: Fo Floopsy
Joey: Thats right
also
level six eleven
floop!
level seven one
floop!
by Billsy June 5, 2008
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flooftdooft

The technical term for two doozangs crossed with a zangdoo. Named after the pioneer/explorer Fred Flooftdooft (1876-1942), whose greatest achievement was the addition of the word shloogamahoof to the English lexicon.
Have you managed to put the flooftdooft back in its box?
by Googles January 21, 2004
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