washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.

There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.

by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022

moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media

How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.

by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025

ferret

draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband

harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love

by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022

Ferreting

When someone doesn’t want a relationship with you, but only wants to keep you for themselves!

Kathy was FERRETING John, while she slept with all his friends!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!

by Æither February 26, 2021

Ferreted

The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.

Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?

by undying January 9, 2010

Ferretting

The act of patrolling back alleys and sidewalks seeking out specific objects to collect

"I can't find a milk crate anywhere"

"Go ferretting mate, there'll be around"

by Changa26 February 24, 2021