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Fernando Balderrama

Fernando Balderrama will be my husband one day
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Fernando

Fernando is that nigga
by Salto November 23, 2021
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Josué Fernando

A Josué Fernando is a truly friend, it doesn’t matter if you hadn’t talked for years, if someday you text him he is will be there for you and give you an honest advice, without mincing words.

He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
Girl: That guy is handsome, but his face make me think he dislikes me
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, just a he’s Josué Fernando!
by jf12344 November 22, 2021
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The fastest bet you can possibly make
Guy 1: “Bro I’m gonna go fuck this nigga up
Guy 2: “That’s a fernando bet”
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Fernando

My brother, Bag this man right now... Because he will fuck all the guys in your group, it doesn't matter what age.. race.. shortest or tallest. He will eat your taco like a candy-cane. Bro.. He has whole schedule.

On a Mondayss, Its sucker eater.

On a Tuesdays, its of course Mexican taco day.

On a Wednesdays, Its time for that well done Hershey.

On a Thursdays, He is taking break from the craziness.

On a Fridays.. he be wildin on that day.. he be eating everything... even the moon..

On a Saturdays, he bee selling himself out.
On a Sunday, he goes to church ong.

Anyways he is real brother to my mother to my sister to my second-fifth uncanceled cousin.

P.s. He is like 5'7". He is built but he very gay. He has 5 numbers in his bank. But he will take his friends v card on daily.
A: Bro where is Fernando at?
B: BRO YOU DON'T KNOW?
A: Don't know what?
B: ITS WEDNESDAYS FOR HIM BRO..?!
A: Shit I be missing out rn.
by yeetaaron1 January 31, 2024
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Fernando

Fernando. A beautiful guy with fluffy soft hair. his voice sounds so attractive and says "yes maam" to girls that he trusts
Fernando is literally the guy of my dreams i love him
by some1ykl April 26, 2022
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