fartstagram

The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

My farts

A famous meme in Piresrodrilinaland. Used in the most stupid sentences , but in a funny way , and to also annoy ur friends!
Most used word in every 1 of the piresrodrilina Land's territories.

"Whats My farts?"
"It's a famous meme in Piresrodrilina land."

by mkunga February 3, 2023

cat facts

A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.

1: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<
2: What the hell is this
1: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death? To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O>
2: 679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O
2: cancel
1: <Command not recognized.> Cats have 32 muscles that control their outer ear! Did you hear that? To cancel receiving cat facts, say <jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78>
2: jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78
2: STOP
1: <Command not recognized.> Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the crystal palace in London? Mee-wow! >o<
2: SHUT UP
1: <Command not recognized.> Please prove that you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: Dog.
1: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>
1: Did you know that there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love. To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g>
2: djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g
1: You really want to cancel? Are you kitten me? Please confirm you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: cat.
1: INCORRECT. You said your favorite animal is the <dog.> You will continue to receive fun <hourly> facts.

by just a random british girl July 25, 2016

50 facts about women

The list that drove the internet (and feminists by proxy) crazy. When first posted, Urban Dictionary users sent their own "definitions" both agreeing and disagreeing with the 50 Facts About Women. As the users submitted, a significant flame war broke out. Luckily, once Urban Dictionary reformed its moderation and administrative teams, the flames stopped, and peace, for the most part, was restored.

To this day, user IrishRepublicanArmy has attained both fame and notoriety from his defintion "50 Facts about Women."

by Mustafano December 14, 2008

artsy fartsy

used to describe either a person who does weird art for the sake of being artsy or the art that a person like that does. artsy fartsy is generally bad artwork that is made so weird and hard to understand, that people just assume it's genius.

"that artsy farsty girl just painted a canvas black. she thinks it represents her pain, but i think it's just artsy fartsy."

by valerie July 19, 2004

Riggz Farts

Proud member of the Fart Boys who is able to light up a newport cigarette with his own farts. He is also able to pick up any girl at a bar with the powerful stench of his farts. He is also considered to a Farting DILF.

Yo Riggz Farts light me up a Newp! (Loud Fart)...Thanks DILF!

by Fart Boys January 14, 2010