Falcone

A "Falcone" is a smart man, but has a low IQ.

A "falcone" can build an atomic bomb, but can not string together a sentence.

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Falcon

When a dude or a chick puts their index finger and middle finger in a girl's vagina while simultaneously placing that hand's thumb in her asshole.

I went Discovery Channel on that brod last night and slipped her the Falcon.

One finger wasn't enough for her so I gave her the Falcon.

by duckslayer11 November 1, 2010

falcons

A bad team that was just barely above mediocre when their dog slaughtering franchise quarterback was scrambling for five yard losses and committing unforced errors. Owners of one of the most disastrous offseasons in recent NFL history, they now have a stable of quarterbacks which includes first round bust Joey Harrington and Jacksonville castaway Byron Leftwich to choose from.

Now that Michael Vick wears his soap around his neck, most of their infamously stupid, arrogant fans have crawled back into the woodwork and would rather talk about the Hawks or Thrashers these days. Despite the outspoken nature of their especially annoying followers (the few that remain post-Vick), fan support has never been one of their strong suits, as one of their games was blacked out recently and entire sections of seats sat empty in their 2007 home opener against the Carolina Panthers. They also like to talk up every scrub and practice squad signing as if they're all Pro Bowlers waiting to happen. An unhealthy obsession with trying to tear down non-Falcon NFC South players that are far superior to anyone on their roster (Steve Smith, Drew Brees, Jake Delhomme, Marques Colston, Reggie Bush, Will Smith, Charles Grant, Julius Peppers, Kris Jenkins, etc.) is also common.

Their recent exploits of note include Michael Vick flipping off his own fans after a home loss to the Saints and a loss to Carolina in which the Panthers repeatedly direct snapped to running back DeAngelo Williams and attempted only seven passes. In Vick's absence, overrated and overpaid cornerback DeAngelo Hall has gladly stepped up to continue Vick's legacy of stupidity, amassing massive fines and costly game-changing penalties.

Easily the most hated team in the NFC South, Saints, Bucs, and Panthers fans can all agree on their mutual dislike of the Falcons and their fans.

The NFC South has three NFL teams-Bucs, Panthers, Saints-and one CFL team-the Falcons.

by Moltar December 13, 2007

Falcon Kick

Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.

Woman: I don't want to get pregnant with this guy!

Man: I can Falcon Kick him for you if you like.

by Thief Of Time777 April 17, 2010

Falcon Squeeze

A falcon sqezze is when someone holds something between their boobs, and sqeezes with enough force that it can break said object.

She just gave that egg a falcon squeeze

by Alisarnic February 17, 2009

Flaming Falcon

While having sex near a fireplace, the male takes his penis out and warms it up by the fire. Then he re-inserts his penis back into the woman's vagina. She then flaps her arms in the excitement of the heat.

It was cold in the basement, so Adam decided to give Emily the flaming falcon.

by Harry Balsania December 3, 2010

falcon punch

The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"

by Dmitri B December 3, 2006