agnostic

A person who thinks there is a higher being (such as god), but knows there is no way to prove it exists, or doesn't exist. Most of the people who are agnostic don't really care enough to fully believe in a higher being. It isn't uncommen to see an agnostic going to any form of church, and supporting conservative Christian canidates.

Agnostic: "Meh.. Sure I believe in a god of some form, but I don't know which religion has the right god.. "

by krucifier December 28, 2005

agnostic

Pussy Version of Atheist

Chris: You can't prove God.
Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.

by jupeter July 24, 2009

agnostic

Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.

Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"

by Zem_NY January 20, 2009

fagtastic

(n) a man who claims to be a heterosexual, when in fact he has not persued any avenues of heterosexual sex in five years because he only wants to hang out with the boys.

Damn, Steve is fagtastic!

by Big John June 2, 2003

agnostic

Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.

Nevermind, I'm agnostic...

Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.

37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.

by DewEye August 31, 2006

fagstick

A person that has taken part or used in sexual activity.

Ronnie rush is a huge fagstick.

by jackfarra February 21, 2011

agnostic

An atheist without balls

Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.

by GangstaSwag January 3, 2010