FUNK-ASS

(Adjective) - Description of very hot new cool thing,in leading edge kick yo ass technology.

"I want one of them FUNK_ASS new PDA's for Christmas!!"
"My Dad bought a FUNK_ASS car last week!!"
"GURL - Just look at THOSE Manolo Blahniks on that shelf over there - aren't they just totally FUNK_ASS?!!!"

by WitchyPOO November 27, 2003

funk-fliggety

a sarcastic way of saying somethings cool

A:yo i'm enterin in that dj competition tonight.
B: oh thats real funk-fliggety of you.

by Darryl Brown December 28, 2004

Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.

Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.

by Annie Mills September 13, 2008

funk head

An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.

What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?

by Tonycanuck99 July 3, 2007

funk-bite

1. The pungent aroma that arises from ones sneakers.

2. Foul breath.

Wear some socks! Your funk-bite is kickin.

Brush your teeth fool! There's funk-bite leakin' out your mouthpiece.

by J-1 +Automatic April 7, 2008

Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.

Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.

by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

funk in the dumpster

What you have when you are ready for a bowel movement. Often signaled by smelly farts or pungent flatulence.

Something smells. You feeling ok?

Yeah, I got funk in the dumpster.

by m&r2015 January 21, 2016