Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.

Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.

by jayparker1 August 20, 2013

the Frickening

The most watched part of a Pornhub video where everyone stopped speedrunning the video to see what is most of the time the main sex scene or when the camgirl finally undresses herself. Usually represented by a small gray graph at the bottom of the video.

You see this random 20 minutes bike in traffic on the video ? That's the Frickening

by NuKo7 April 25, 2020

Fracking

Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration

The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.

by Jawney March 31, 2015

Frickin-fricks

A name you can call someone if ur bored

YA frickin-fricks

by Goat of the government October 10, 2019

Flickinger

Well... To make a long story short it's female masturbation.
-Diddling your skittles
-The Jill to his Jack

Don't be embarrassed... It's perfectly normal... LILLIE. O_O

You should just... shut your blinds so I don't have to see that anymore. I've run out of film to keep up with you.

O_O

Lillian Flickinger I love her... O_O

by God, I love you Lillie O_O September 6, 2010

frickin A

a curse refering to the mammal known as an aardvark.

history:
back in the day, people would go rabbit hunting and they would see stuff movin in the field and shoot it. But then upon inspection of their quarry, it'd just be an aardvark
and they'd be like, "fuckin aardvark."

the zoologist exclaimed, "its not an aas, its a frickin A!"

by Hunter of Rabbits & Puller of Legs September 4, 2008

fick or ficking hell

polite way of saying fuck, if you dont wanna sound like sum commmon tart

"oh fick, i cant believe that"
"ficking hell, im gonna be late"

by sarah May 13, 2005